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“a little extra flush”—Remember this, patient,

Dedicated to the dead

Bipolar mania gathers no moss.

The backside of a pair of jeans


Symptoms that include:

Rectal bleeding


Skin tightening and resurfacing—

(a recent conversion)


$8 botox

natural results

root canals starting at $450 Venus Freeze frozen

by acquainted husbands and

deals and

cosmetic sedation, sex is

too  uncomfortable and your blackened lungs speak korean

zero mismatch trials the sun also rises, so

Mia Lopes signed up-

The hucksters have an alliterative name for the blighted.


John Q. Publius

by John Q. Publius

John Q. Publius writes for Republic Standard and runs the blog The Anatomically Correct Banana.