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The language was out of town
Rumor was it’d gone to Busch Gardens

In its absence, the Mouth of Truth
Sent hands to sewers, lies to TVs

Spouted some shit
About stuffed-shirt heroics

Inhalants in an ambulance
John Ritter, John Stamos,

John Cusack, John Cusack:
“The mounds of vomit are the Republic’s life-blood”

Our legions continue to be decimated
Whilst voices echo in the hall

Senators wax eyebrows, watch re-runs of Taxi,
Slaves hunch over pedicures

Fault lines break the Roman border
Words fall from tongues grotesque in meaninglessness

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John Q. Publius

by John Q. Publius

John Q. Publius writes for Republic Standard and runs the blog The Anatomically Correct Banana.